The rules of the battle are so simple that even your daddy would get a grasp of them: All you have to do is to start your joke with "Yo daddy is so..." and after that it’s between you and the world! Leave your own joke here and let the battle begin!
Daddy joke # 732
Yo daddy is so stupid he brought a SPOON to the SUPERBOWL !
Daddy joke # 729
Yo daddy is so Poor he tried to mail a letter off with a food stamp
Daddy joke # 726
Yo daddy is so stupid that when he saw the “Under 17 not admitted” sign at a movie theatre, he went home and got 16 friends.
Daddy joke # 723
Yo daddy is so stupid that he sold her car for gas money!
Daddy joke # 720
Yo daddy is so stupid that he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.
Daddy joke # 717
Yo daddy is so stupid that when he read on his job application to not write below the dotted line he put “OK”.
Daddy joke # 714
Yo daddy is so stupid that he asked me what yield meant, I said “Slow down” and he said “What… does…. yield… mean?”
Daddy joke # 711
Yo daddy is so stupid that he put on his glasses to watch 20/20.
Daddy joke # 708
Yo daddy is so stupid that he stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Daddy joke # 705
Yo daddy is so stupid that he needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Daddy joke # 702
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Daddy joke # 699
Yo daddy is so stupid that I saw him jumping up and down, asked what he was doing, and he said he drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
Daddy joke # 696
Yo daddy is so stupid that when he pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald’s, he drove through the window.
Daddy joke # 693
Yo daddy is so stupid that he peals M&M’s to make chocolate chip cookies.
Daddy joke # 690
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Daddy joke # 687
Yo daddy is so stupid that he went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Daddy joke # 684
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train
Daddy joke # 681
Yo daddy is so Stupid that he went to found a “black” “Berry ” just for his daughter for christmas
Daddy joke # 678
Yo daddy is so fat evrytime he drink a milkshake he sing ” My milkshake bring all the girls to the yard “!
Daddy joke # 675
Yo daddy is so Stupid that he thought lil wayne was a person with a lil wing !
Daddy joke # 672
Yo daddy is so fat everybody just wishes he would just walk his fat a** into on going traffic
Daddy joke # 669
Yo daddy is so fat that when he wants to shake someones hand, he has to give directions!
Daddy joke # 666
Yo daddy is so fat that his neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!
Daddy joke # 663
Yo daddy is so fat that his legs are like spoiled milk
Daddy joke # 660
Yo daddy is so fat that he wakes up in TWO sections!
Daddy joke # 657
Yo daddy is so fat that his senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!
Daddy joke # 654
Yo daddy is so fat that even his clothes have stretch marks!
Daddy joke # 651
Yo daddy is so fat that they use the elastic in his underwear for bungee jumping.
Daddy joke # 648
Yo daddy is so Fat that when he sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!
Daddy joke # 645
Yo daddy is so stupid he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed.
Daddy joke # 642
Yo daddy is so fat his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized.
Daddy joke # 639
Yo daddy is so old, when I told him to act his age, he died!
Daddy joke # 636
Yo daddy is so Stupid He Took a Pad & Drew an Eye on it & Said HEYV I GOT THE NEW IPAD
Daddy joke # 633
Yo daddy is so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.
Daddy joke # 630
Yo daddy is so stupid he still dont know who Mindless Behavior is ,
Daddy joke # 627
Yo daddy is so dumb he sold his car for gas money!
Daddy joke # 624
Yo daddy is so Fat iFeel Out the back !
Daddy joke # 621
Yo daddy is so fat, he thought the Grand Canyon was swimming pool.
Daddy joke # 618
Yo daddy is so fat that he’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American!
Daddy joke # 615
Yo daddy is so UGLY iThouqht he was yo mmamaaa !
Daddy joke # 612
Yo daddy is so fat that when he wears a yellow rain coat all u hear is TAXI !
Daddy joke # 606
Yo daddy is so FAT he crave Mcdonalds ErrrrrrrrrrrDAy! !!!
Daddy joke # 603
Yo daddy is so poor he drawed a polo man on his shirt !
Daddy joke # 600
Yo daddy is so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
Daddy joke # 597
Yo daddy is so fat, he thought the Grand Canyon was swimming pool.
Daddy joke # 594
Yo daddy is so fat that when he fell over he rocked himself asleep trying to get up again.
Daddy joke # 591
Yo daddy is so stupid he went to the post office and ask for food stamps !
Daddy joke # 588
Yo daddy is so Dumb he got drowned in the bathtub
Daddy joke # 585
Yo daddy is so stupid he tried putting his m&m’s in alphabetical order.
Daddy joke # 582
Yo daddy is so ugly that he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Daddy joke # 579
Yo daddy is so bald he took a shower and got brainwashed!
Daddy joke # 576
Yo daddy is so poor he goes to KFC and licks peoples fingers
Daddy joke # 573
Yo daddy is so old, I wouldn’t expect anymore brothers and sisters..
Daddy joke # 570
Yo daddy is so fat that when he sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo
Daddy joke # 567
Yo daddy is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off him.
Daddy joke # 564
Yo daddy is so fat that he stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Daddy joke # 561
Yo daddy is so fat that that he cant tie his own shoes.
Daddy joke # 558
Yo daddy is so fat that he cut his leg and gravy poured out
Daddy joke # 555
Yo daddy is so fat that he’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American !
Daddy joke # 552
Yo daddy is so fat that when he got hit by a bus, he said, “Who threw that rock at me?”
Daddy joke # 549
Yo daddy is so fat that he was cut from the cast of E.T. because he caused an eclipse when he rode the bike across the moon.
Daddy joke # 546
Yo daddy is so ugly he has nightmares about himself
Daddy joke # 543
Yo daddy is so ugly when your mom kicked him out of the house the police arrested him for littering.
Daddy joke # 540
Yo daddy is so fat that he eats “Wheat Thicks”.
Daddy joke # 537
Yo daddy is so fat that we’re in him right now!
Daddy joke # 534
Yo daddy is so old his memory is in black & white
Daddy joke # 531
Yo daddy is so poor when I went ti rob his house I went in the front door and tripped out the back
Daddy joke # 528
Yo daddy is so fat when he gets a cut he bleeds milkshakes.
Daddy joke # 525
Yo daddy is so fat he has a homeless family living under him
Daddy joke # 522
Yo daddy is so poor he went to Mc. Donald and put a milkshake on layway.
Daddy joke # 519
Yo daddy is so poor he uses the curtains as blankets !!
Daddy joke # 516
Yo daddy is so hairy that he has afros on his nipples !!
Daddy joke # 513
Yo daddy is so fat that I ran around him ONCE and got lost.
Daddy joke # 510
Yo daddy is so FAT his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized.
Daddy joke # 507
Yo daddy is so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.”
Daddy joke # 504
Yo daddy is so old Jesus signed his yearbook!!!!
Daddy joke # 501
Yo daddy is so UGLY THAT HE SCARED 3 BLIND PEOPLE
Daddy joke # 498
Yo daddy is so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars bills are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.
Daddy joke # 495
Yo daddy is so fat when he steps on a scale it says to be continued!!!!
Daddy joke # 492
Yo daddy is so fat when he stepped on his scale it said call 911!!! too fat!
Daddy joke # 489
Yo daddy is so old that his birth certificate is written in Roman numerals….
Daddy joke # 486
Yo daddy is so old that when he farts, dust comes out !!
Daddy joke # 483
Yo daddy is so old that he took his drivers test on a dinosaur…
Daddy joke # 480
Yo daddy is so old that he knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block…
Daddy joke # 477
Yo daddy is so old that he knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Daddy joke # 474
Yo daddy is so old that when he was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick !
Daddy joke # 471
Yo daddy is so stupid he put a quarter in the parking meter and said wheres my gumball!!!!
Daddy joke # 468
Yo daddy is so ugly i thought he was yo momma!!!
Daddy joke # 465
Yo daddy is so fat he stepped in the tub made all of the water come out!
Daddy joke # 462
Yo daddy is so fat that he sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.
Daddy joke # 459
Yo daddy is so fat he sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out george washingtons nose
Daddy joke # 456
Yo daddy is so fat that I took a picture of him last year and its still printing!
Daddy joke # 453
Yo daddy is so Bald He Looks Like Lady Gaga Body !
Daddy joke # 450
Yo daddy is so fat they had to use all four sides of the milk carton when he went missing
Daddy joke # 447
Yo daddy is ugly they shot a film called “Gorrilas in the Mist” in his shower.
Daddy joke # 444
Yo daddy is so fat that people jog around him for exercise.
Daddy joke # 441
Yo daddy is so fat that when he talks to himself, it’s a long distance call.
Daddy joke # 438
Yo daddy is so fat that people jog around him for exercise.
Daddy joke # 435
Yo daddy is so fat that he comes at you from all directions.
Daddy joke # 432
Yo daddy is so fat that when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display his picture !!!!!!!
Daddy joke # 429
Yo daddy is so fat that he has to put his belt on with a boomerang.
Daddy joke # 426
Yo daddy is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t EVEN look at him !!!
Daddy joke # 423
Yo daddy is so fat that he fell in love and broke it.
Daddy joke # 420
Yo daddy is so fat that he was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
Daddy joke # 417
Yo daddy is so fat that when he hauls ass, he has to make two trips !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy joke # 414
Yo daddy is so fat that his bellybutton’s got an echo.
Daddy joke # 408
Yo daddy is so fat that his blood type is Ragu.
Daddy joke # 405
Yo daddy is so fat that when he goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HIM!
Daddy joke # 402
Yo daddy is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around him!
Daddy joke # 399
Yo daddy is so fat he fell on the ground and rocked hisself to sleep trying to get back up
Daddy joke # 396
Yo daddy is so fat when he walks china has an earth quake.
Daddy joke # 393
Yo daddy is so black, when the police shot at him the bullets came back for flashlights.
Daddy joke # 390
Yo daddy is so ugly That your Mother takes him to work each day so she doesn’t have to kiss him goodbye…
Daddy joke # 387
Yo daddy is so fat he made Free Willy look like a tic tac.
Daddy joke # 384
Yo daddy is so ugly, when he was born the doctor slapped his Mama!
Daddy joke # 381
Yo daddy is so stupid, I told him to take out the trash and he moved!
Daddy joke # 378
Yo daddy is so house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Daddy joke # 375
Yo daddy is so fat when he steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number!
Daddy joke # 372
Yo daddy is so fat when he went to the cinema he had two seats 21 and 52.
Daddy joke # 369
Yo daddy is so stupid! He returned a new scarf because it was too tight.
Daddy joke # 366
Yo daddy is so stupid! He got fired from the M&M factory because he kept throwing away all the W’s!
Daddy joke # 363
Yo daddy is so cheap! For your birthday he got you something from YOUR closet!
Daddy joke # 360
Yo daddy is so ugly that he looks like he’s been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Daddy joke # 357
Yo daddy is so ugly that he could scare the flies off a shit wagon.
Daddy joke # 354
Yo daddy is so ugly that he tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
Daddy joke # 351
Yo Daddy is so ugly that they didn’t give him a costume when he auditioned for Star Wars.
Daddy joke # 348
Yo daddy is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around his neck so the dog will play with him!
Daddy joke # 345
Yo daddy is so ugly that they push his face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Daddy joke # 342
Yo daddy is so ugly that when he was born, the doctor slapped him AND his parents!
Daddy joke # 339
Yo daddy is so ugly that he threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t even come back.
Daddy joke # 336
Yo daddy is so ugly that his pillow cries at night.
Daddy joke # 333
Yo daddy is so ugly that when he moved into the projects, all his neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Daddy joke # 330
Yo daddy is so ugly that if he was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Daddy joke # 327
Yo daddy is so ugly that when he was born he was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
Daddy joke # 324
Yo daddy is so was such an ugly baby that his parents had to feed him with a slingshot.
Daddy joke # 321
Yo daddy is so fat he went to court and the judge said, “Order in the court” and he said “Can I get a double cheeseburger, extra large fries and matter fact the whole menu!”
Daddy joke # 318
Yo daddy is so stupid! When The doctor recommended he bathe with Dove. Yo daddy went out got a Dove and started bathing with a bird!!!
Daddy joke # 315
Your daddy is so fat when he turns around, people give him a welcome back party!
Daddy joke # 312
Yo daddy is so Stupid, He Took His Girlfriends Period Pad drew an eye on it & Told (YOU) imma qet you an iPad 4 Christmas , -____- & handed it to (YOU) HERE’S YOUR IPAD!
Daddy joke # 306
Yo daddy is so Daddy’s di## so small every time yo Mama looks at it, she says, “Damn why me!?”
Daddy joke # 303
Yo daddy is so Nasty , He 2O with 7 Kids O.o DIRTY !
Daddy joke # 300
Yo daddy is so stupid he made u stop listening to MB cuz he thought u were listening to a suicidal song, when u were really listening to future.
Daddy joke # 297
Yo daddy is so bald, I used his head to put on makeup
Daddy joke # 294
Yo daddy is so ghetto he takes soft taco crust puts some tomato sauce, cheese, toppings, bakes it and call it his special mini pizza!
Daddy joke # 291
Yo daddy is so ugly that… well… look at you !
Daddy joke # 288
Yo daddy is so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and he was looking for the any key BUTTON !!
Daddy joke # 285
Yo daddy is so fat his chunky fingers cant press one button/key on his remote, phone, or computer keyboard, etc!
Daddy joke # 282
Yo daddy is so dumb that when he jumped out of a window he went up !
Daddy joke # 279
Yo daddy is so fat when he goes to kfc and orders they say that will be $60 will that be all yet he says no he hasnt ordered for anybody else yet!
Daddy joke # 276
Yo daddy is so fat that seismographs start shaking when he gets off the couch, and people start screaming “EARTHQUAKE!”
Daddy joke # 273
Yo daddy is so ugly he looked at a lil girl and got arrested for murder
Daddy joke # 270
Yo daddy is so weak that ants kick him when he walks by
Daddy joke # 267
Yo daddy is so poor and ghetto that he leaves the tags on his suit to use for the night and then return it tomorrow sayin something like “O! It didnt fit!”
Daddy joke # 264
Yo daddy is so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here – he put Saggitarius
Daddy joke # 261
Yo daddy is so white people thought he was a cloud!
Daddy joke # 258
Yo daddy is so fat when he went swimming in Africa a female hippo wanted to marry him
Daddy joke # 255
Yo daddy is so bald, When I rubbed his head and saw the future
Daddy joke # 252
Yo daddy is so ghetto, he uses a fork to eat cereal to save the milk and then drains/filter it to use again!
Daddy joke # 249
Yo daddy is so ugly he looked at his self in the mirror and his reflection ducked…
Daddy joke # 246
Yo daddy is so stupid he sold his house for rent money
Daddy joke # 243
Yo daddy is so nasty, a skunk smelled his butt and passed out
Daddy joke # 240
Yo daddy is so Stupid…He Looked. In The Mirror And Yelled “What The Heck You Doin In My House?!?”
Daddy joke # 237
Yo daddy is so fat when he went swimming in the pool people thought he was a whale
Daddy joke # 234
Yo daddy is so skinny he turned sideways and dissapeared
Daddy joke # 231
Yo daddy is so stupid he thought the credit crunch was a new chocolate bar
Daddy joke # 228
Yo daddy is so greasy he got a job at the cinema – buttering popcorn with his leg hair…
Daddy joke # 225
Yo daddy is so fat he went to court and the judge said, “Order in the court” and he said, “Can I get a double cheeseburger, extra large fries and matter fact the whole menu!”
Daddy joke # 222
Yo daddy is so poor when I visited his trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Daddy joke # 219
Yo daddy is so ugly its illegal for him to trick or treat
Daddy joke # 216
Yo daddy is so dumb he studied for a drug test!
Daddy joke # 213
Yo daddy is so poor, I lit a match in his house and the roaches started singing “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord ’cause we got heat!
Daddy joke # 210
Yo daddy is so poor i walked inside his room and picked up a popsickle from the floor and he said leave the AC alone.
Daddy joke # 207
Yo daddy is so short, they had to make a new measuring unit
Daddy joke # 204
Yo daddy is so dumb he thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Daddy joke # 201
Yo daddy is so fat, when he farted, Obama blamed him for global warming
Daddy joke # 198
Yo daddy is so ugly when he was born his mom asked if she could have a pet rock instead
Daddy joke # 195
Yo daddy is so old he ran track with dinosaurs.
Daddy joke # 192
Yo daddy is so old, I saw him in a picture of The Last Supper
Daddy joke # 189
Yo daddy is so poor when I saw him kickin a can down the road I asked him what he was doing….’Moving’ he replied.
Daddy joke # 186
Yo daddy is so poor when I rang his doorbell, HE said ‘Ding-Dong’
Daddy joke # 183
Yo daddy is so stupid he got locked in Sleepy’s and slept on the floor
Daddy joke # 180
Yo daddy is so stupid he went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Daddy joke # 177
Yo daddy is so ugly he went into a haunted house and came bacc out wit a job application
Daddy joke # 174
Yo daddy is so stupid he went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Daddy joke # 171
Yo daddy is so teeth are so yellow, he has to brush them with a butter knife.
Daddy joke # 168
Yo daddy is so hairy, Princeton from Mindless Behavior asked if he could cut off some hair for a new wig
Daddy joke # 165
Yo daddy is so fat the tattoo artist couldn’t het his skin to hold still
Daddy joke # 162
Yo daddy is so dark he went to night school and was marked absent!
Daddy joke # 159
Yo daddy is so Fat, WE IN HIM RIGHT NOW
Daddy joke # 156
Yo daddy is so POOR he hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Daddy joke # 153
Yo daddy is so fat he poured a 1/2 cup of water in the bathtub and it overflowed!
Daddy joke # 150
Yo daddy is so fat, he didn’t float in space.
Daddy joke # 147
Yo daddy is so dandruff full on the head that people say he should see a doctor about the snow falling from his head
Daddy joke # 144
Yo daddy is so ugly, when he looked out the window the cops arrested him
Daddy joke # 141
Yo daddy is so POOR I visited his house, tore down the cob webs and he screamed – “Who’s tearing down the drapes!!!!”
Daddy joke # 138
Yo daddy is so fat, he walked outside in a yellow rain coat and people started yelling taxi!
Daddy joke # 135
Yo daddy is so black that when he goes outside all the streetlights shine on him
Daddy joke # 132
Yo daddy is so BLACK HE GOT LOST IN THE DARK !
Daddy joke # 129
Yo daddy is so short he needs a million of him just to reach the pedal while biking!
Daddy joke # 126
Yo daddy is so POOR I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out he popped saying – “Who knocked???”
Daddy joke # 123
Yo daddy is so hairy, he was caught in a net in the woods because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Daddy joke # 120
Yo daddy is so STUPID I told him drinks were on the house…so he went and got a ladder..
Daddy joke # 117
Yo daddy is so short he jumped in a puddle and drowned
Daddy joke # 114
Yo daddy is so ugly he makes dirt look clean
Daddy joke # 111
Yo daddy is so clumsy he got tangled up in a cordless phone
Daddy joke # 108
Yo daddy is so fat Alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state”
Daddy joke # 105
Yo daddy is so ugly he put his face in dough and made monster cookies
Daddy joke # 102
Yo daddy is so nasty, he has a sign around hia neck that says Warning! May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts.
Daddy joke # 99
Yo daddy is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down
Daddy joke # 96
Yo daddy is so full, he puked to the point where people thougt Mt St Helens erupted again.
Daddy joke # 93
Yo daddy is so much like a mounds bar — He gots no nuts
Daddy joke # 90
Yo daddy is so fat, people started to use him to travel from other countries overseas.
Daddy joke # 87
Yo daddy is so stupid he tried to climb mountain dew
Daddy joke # 84
Yo daddy is so fat, he has to take orders outside of McDonald’s because every time he turned around, his rolls knocked down a whole shelf.
Daddy joke # 81
Yo daddy is so fat, when he sat on wal-mart she lower the prices
Daddy joke # 78
Yo daddy is so fat, he had to take orders outside of McDonald’s because he didn’t fit inside the building.
Daddy joke # 75
Yo daddy is so fat, he wore orange and Charlie Brown started yelling, “It’s the great pumpkin!”
Daddy joke # 72
Your daddy is so fat he sat on your ipod and made it an ipad.
Daddy joke # 69
Yo daddy is so fat, NASA has to orbit a satellite around him.
Daddy joke # 66
Yo daddy is so stupid! He got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor!
Daddy joke # 63
Yo daddy is so stupid he got trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out!
Daddy joke # 60
Yo daddy is so fat that he has to buy 2 plane tickets just so he can fit the seats!
Daddy joke # 54
Yo daddy is so dumb he tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Daddy joke # 51
Yo daddy is so fat when he went swimming in Africa a female hippo wanted to marry him
Daddy joke # 48
Yo daddy is so greedy he’s the reason people are starving in Africa
Daddy joke # 45
Yo daddy is so dumass if you give for him a fish, he eats for a day. If you teach for him to fish, he can always eat. If you give for him a fire, he’s warm for a day. If you light for him on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
Daddy joke # 42
Yo daddy is so ugly people cross the street to avoid him but he’s so fat he’s there too
Daddy joke # 39
Yo daddy is so filthy he needs to wipe his feet before he goes outside.
Daddy joke # 36
Yo daddy is so ugly that he scares even blind people
Daddy joke # 33
Yo daddy is so dumb he don’t realize ma daddy yo daddy
Daddy joke # 30
Yo daddy is so dumb he moved from Tampere to Turku
Daddy joke # 27
Yo daddy is so dumb he thinks there are polar bears in Finland
Daddy joke # 24
Yo daddy is so dumb he poked his eyes out to go on a blind date
Daddy joke # 21
Yo Daddy is so dumb when I rung the doorbell he went to go check the microwave
Daddy joke # 18
Yo daddy is so fat he went to court and the judge said, “Order in the court” and he said, “Can I get a double cheeseburger, extra large fries and matter fact the whole menu!”
Daddy joke # 15
Yo daddy is so stupid he tripped over a cordless phone
Daddy joke # 12
Yo daddy is so dumb he thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
Daddy joke # 9
Yo daddy is so fat I took a picture of him last Christmas and its still printing!
Daddy joke # 6
Yo daddy is so poor he can’t afford to pay attention!
Daddy joke # 3
Yo daddy is so fat he has a homeless family living under him.
Daddy joke # 733
Yo daddy is so stupid that when your mom said it was chilly outside, he ran out the door with a spoon.
Daddy joke # 730
Yo daddy is so stupid that he got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Daddy joke # 727
Yo daddy is so stupid that it took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Daddy joke # 724
Yo daddy is so stupid that he tripped over a cordless phone
Daddy joke # 721
Yo daddy is so stupid that he tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Daddy joke # 718
Yo daddy is so stupid that he bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Daddy joke # 715
Yo daddy is so stupid that he spent twenty minutes lookin’ at an orange juice box because it said “concentrate”.
Daddy joke # 712
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Daddy joke # 709
Yo daddy is so stupid that he failed a survey.
Daddy joke # 706
Yo daddy is so stupid that he tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
Daddy joke # 703
Yo daddy is so stupid that when the computer said “Press any key to continue”, he couldn’t find the ‘Any’ key.
Daddy joke # 700
Yo daddy is so stupid that he sat in a tree house because he wanted to be a branch manager.
Daddy joke # 697
Yo daddy is so stupid that he got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Daddy joke # 694
Yo daddy is so stupid that he got locked in a Furniture store and slept on the floor.
Daddy joke # 691
Yo daddy is so stupid that he brought a cup to the movie “Juice.”
Daddy joke # 688
Yo daddy is so stupid that he threw a rock the ground and missed.
Daddy joke # 685
Yo daddy is so stupid that he puts lipstick on him head just to make-up her mind
Daddy joke # 682
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Daddy joke # 679
Yo daddy is so fat that he can swallow two grown mens in his belly button
Daddy joke # 676
Yo daddy is so fat when he come outside with a purple shirt on , all the kids in the neighborhood say “I love you, You love me were a happy family with a great big hugand a kiss from me 2 you”
Daddy joke # 673
Yo daddy is so poor that he got about a million coupons and they expired!
Daddy joke # 670
Yo daddy is so fat that he has been declared a natural habitat for condors.
Daddy joke # 667
Yo daddy is so fat that when he goes to a restaurant, he looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Daddy joke # 664
Yo daddy is so fat that he has to buy three airline tickets.
Daddy joke # 661
Yo daddy is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the his good side!
Daddy joke # 658
Yo daddy is so fat that when he lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!
Daddy joke # 655
Yo daddy is so fat that he fell and created the Grand Canyon!
Daddy joke # 652
Yo daddy is so fat that he got hit by a parked car!
Daddy joke # 649
Yo daddy is so wide that you can do cartwheels off his back !
Daddy joke # 646
Yo daddy is so fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled”Taxi!!!!!”
Daddy joke # 643
Yo daddy is so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
Daddy joke # 640
Yo daddy is so like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Daddy joke # 637
Yo daddy is so POOR instead of drawing a horse he drew a goat on is “polo” shirt this dude wears uspa !
Daddy joke # 634
Yo daddy is so short that if he did a backflip off the side of the side walk he could commit suicide
Daddy joke # 631
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thought twitter was only for people who Tweet Tweet -Bird vocie
Daddy joke # 625
Yo daddy is so poor and desperate, he married a dumpster
Daddy joke # 622
Yo daddy is so short, he had to stand on a box to kiss yo Mama at their wedding
Daddy joke # 619
Yo daddy is so FAT that yo momma have to search for his DI## when she want some !
Daddy joke # 616
Yo daddy is so UGLY when he look at his reflectino his reflection ran away !
Daddy joke # 613
Yo daddy is so fat when he stepped in the tub he made a flood nyc !
Daddy joke # 610
Yo daddy is so UGLY he got tatted UGLY on his face
Daddy joke # 607
Yo daddy is so lazy he has a remote controll for his remote controll
Daddy joke # 604
Yo daddy is so short that if he did a backflip off the side of the side walk he could commit suicide
Daddy joke # 601
Yo daddy is so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.
Daddy joke # 598
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thought twitter was only for people who Tweet Tweet -Bird vocie
Daddy joke # 595
Yo daddy is so dumb that he brought 10 pounds of cheese to chuckee cheese
Daddy joke # 592
Yo daddy is so stupid he got 1-800 choke that H**
Daddy joke # 589
Yo addy is so poor that he have to use a school chair for seats in his car !
Daddy joke # 586
Yo daddy is so fat, he has to iron his pants on the driveway
Daddy joke # 583
Yo daddy is so fat he has to get out of the car just to change radio stations.
Daddy joke # 580
Yo daddy is so nasty that I when I talked to him on the phone, he gave me an ear infection.
Daddy joke # 577
Yo daddy is so head so big he had to get baptized in the Pacific Ocean.
Daddy joke # 574
Yo daddy is so stupid , he got locked out of a motorcycle.!
Daddy joke # 571
Yo daddy is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around him!
Daddy joke # 568
Yo daddy is so fat that he’s on both sides of the family!
Daddy joke # 565
Yo daddy is so fat that he cant reach into his back pocket.
Daddy joke # 562
Yo daddy is so fat that when he wears a “Malcolm X” T-shirt, helicopters try to land on his back!
Daddy joke # 559
Yo daddy is so fat that he uses redwoods to pick his teeth
Daddy joke # 556
Yo daddy is so fat that he went on a light diet… As soon as it’s light he starts eating.
Daddy joke # 553
Yo daddy is so fat that he can’t even jump to a conclusion !
Daddy joke # 550
Yo daddy is so fat that when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks.
Daddy joke # 547
Yo daddy is so fat he wakes up in sections
Daddy joke # 544
Yo daddy is so fat that he got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
Daddy joke # 541
Yo daddy is so stupid he asked what is the number to 911
Daddy joke # 538
Yo daddy is so fat he walked into a gap and filled it
Daddy joke # 535
Yo daddy is so old I found a fossil of his hair when I went to the death valley in search of dinosours
Daddy joke # 532
Yo daddy is so greasy his freckles slipped off.
Daddy joke # 529
Yo daddy is so fat he sells shade in the summer.
Daddy joke # 526
Yo daddy is so fat he’s the only one at the beach that gets a tan
Daddy joke # 523
Yo daddy is so fat he can walk around the world in 3 steps !!
Daddy joke # 520
Yo daddy is so poor he has the ducks throw bread at him
Daddy joke # 517
Yo daddy is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for his liposuction!
Daddy joke # 514
Yo daddy is so stupid, he said he got stabbed in a shootout!
Daddy joke # 511
Yo daddy is so fat that I took a picture of him last year and its still printing!
Daddy joke # 508
Yo daddy is so OLD HE KNEW BURGER KING WHEN HE WAS A PRINCE.
Daddy joke # 505
Yo daddy is so poor that one day i seen him walking down the street with a can and i said what are you doing and he said moving.
Daddy joke # 502
Yo daddy is so dumb he ran into a park car!
Daddy joke # 499
Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!
Daddy joke # 496
Yo daddy is so fat he has snacks under his jelly rolls.
Daddy joke # 493
Yo daddy is so STUPID THAT HE PUT 50 CENT IN HIS EAR THEN I ASKED WHAT HE DOING HE SAID IM LISTENING TO 50 CENT
Daddy joke # 490
Yo daddy is so ugly that when bob the builder looked at him he said i cant fix that!
Daddy joke # 487
Yo daddy is so old that the candles cost more than the BIRTHDAY CAKE !!
Daddy joke # 484
Yo daddy is so old that he drove a chariot to high school.
Daddy joke # 481
Yo daddy is so old that he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro !!
Daddy joke # 478
Yo daddy is so old that he planted the first tree at Central Park.
Daddy joke # 475
Yo daddy is so old that he called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Daddy joke # 472
Yo daddy is so old that he ran track with dinosaurs.
Daddy joke # 469
Yo daddy is so ugly when he look in the mirror, it ducked!
Daddy joke # 466
Yo daddy is so fat that his bellybutton gets home 20 minutes before he does !!
Daddy joke # 463
Yo daddy is so fat that when he wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “taxi!”
Daddy joke # 460
Yo daddy is so fat he triped over walmart stumbled over k mart but yet fell on target
Daddy joke # 457
Yo daddy is so stupid, he thinks the Salvation Army has tanks and machine guns.
Daddy joke # 454
Yo daddy is so ugly he went inside a haunted house and came out with a application
Daddy joke # 451
Yo daddy is so fat when he steppep out the plane the whole earth had an 599.89 earthquake
Daddy joke # 448
Yo daddy is so fat when he sat own the bed the bed said abcd get your fat behind off of me.
Daddy joke # 445
Yo daddy is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won’t talk to him !!!!
Daddy joke # 442
Yo daddy is so fat that when he bungee jumps, he brings down the bridge too.
Daddy joke # 439
Yo daddy is so fat that I took a picture of him last Christmas and it’s still printing!
Daddy joke # 436
Yo daddy is so fat that he walked into the Gap and filled it.
Daddy joke # 433
Yo daddy is so fat that when he got his shoes shined, he had to take the guy’s word for it.
Daddy joke # 430
Yo daddy is so fat that when he goes to a buffet, he gets the group rate.
Daddy joke # 427
Yo daddy is so fat that the last time the landlord saw him, he doubled the rent.
Daddy joke # 424
Yo daddy is so fat that when he sits around the house, he SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!
Daddy joke # 421
Yo daddy is so fat that he has to pull down his pants to get into his pockets.
Daddy joke # 418
Yo daddy is so fat that he puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Daddy joke # 415
Yo daddy is so fat that he had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Daddy joke # 412
Yo daddy is so fat that when he takes a shower, his feet don’t get wet.
Daddy joke # 409
Yo daddy is so fat that when he’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”
Daddy joke # 406
Yo daddy is so fat that he doesn’t have a tailor, he has a contractor.
Daddy joke # 403
Yo daddy is so fat that he influences the tides.
Daddy joke # 400
Yo daddy is so fat he’s on both sides of the family!
Daddy joke # 397
Yo daddy is so old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust
Daddy joke # 394
Yo daddy is so stupid, bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Daddy joke # 391
Yo daddy is so ugly he gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Daddy joke # 388
Yo daddy is so ugly when I took Him to the zoo they said, “Thanks for bringing’ him back!”
Daddy joke # 385
Yo daddy is so dumb, when I rung the doorbell he went to go check the microwave!
Daddy joke # 382
Yo daddy is so dumb he climbed a transparent glass 2 see what Was behind it!
Daddy joke # 379
Yo daddy is so ugly, when he was born the delivery room had tinted windows!
Daddy joke # 376
Yo daddy is so fat when he walked past The TV I missed three episodes!
Daddy joke # 373
Yo daddy is so fat that I ran around him twice and got lost.
Daddy joke # 370
Yo daddy is so nasty! He dont brush his teeth! People gotta be saying ” Woo be gone your breathe is too strong! WAIT come back! you need a tic tac! No not one you need a whole ton!”
Daddy joke # 367
Yo daddy is so stupid! He tried to kill a fish by drowning it! Yeah! tell me how that works out!
Daddy joke # 364
Yo daddy is so stupid! He got excited when he finished a jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months because the box said 2-4 years!
Daddy joke # 361
Yo daddy is so ugly that he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Daddy joke # 358
Yo daddy is so ugly that his shadow ran away from him.
Daddy joke # 355
Yo daddy is so ugly that your mama takes her to work with her so that she doesn’t have to kiss him goodbye.
Daddy joke # 352
Yo daddy is so ugly that when he walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Daddy joke # 349
Yo daddy is so ugly that when he joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Daddy joke # 346
Yo daddy is so ugly that he gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Daddy joke # 343
Yo daddy is so ugly that when he walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Daddy joke # 340
Yo daddy is so ugly that he has 7 years of bad luck just trying to look at himself in the mirror.
Daddy joke # 337
Yo daddy is so ugly that it looks like he’s been bobbing for french fries.
Daddy joke # 334
Yo daddy is so ugly that he can look up a camel’s butt and scare the hump off of it.
Daddy joke # 331
Yo daddy is so ugly that I took him to a haunted house and he came out with a job application.
Daddy joke # 328
Yo daddy is so ugly that it looks like someone did the stanky leg dance on his face.
Daddy joke # 325
Yo daddy is so ugly that he made obama lose hope!
Daddy joke # 322
Yo daddy is so old, when I told him to act his age, he died
Daddy joke # 319
Yo daddy is so ugly that he scares blind people!
Daddy joke # 316
Yo daddy is so black! People freak out when the lights go off because he’s no where to be found!
Daddy joke # 313
Yo daddy is so Poor he dont wear USPA but wears USGA
Daddy joke # 310
Yo daddy is so black, pimples need a flashlight to find their way out!
Daddy joke # 307
Yo daddy is so Stupid He Got 3 Baby MaMa’s…..And Only Got 1 Baby O_o
Daddy joke # 304
Yo daddy is so Old he has a bleographed bible
Daddy joke # 301
Yo daddy is so ugly, he couldn’t get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bannanas
Daddy joke # 298
Yo daddy is so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open!
Daddy joke # 295
Yo daddy is so fat the lifeguard at the pool screamed “TSUNAMI!” when he saw him walk up to the water
Daddy joke # 292
Yo daddy is so ugly, the doctors are coming up to HIM asking if they can give him plastic surgery
Daddy joke # 289
Yo daddy is so stupid when he went to Walgreen’s he said “hey, these walls isn’t green…
Daddy joke # 286
Yo daddy is so dumb he got hit by a parked car !
Daddy joke # 283
Yo daddy is so old and fat that when people saw his wrinkles and fat they thought he was an elephant standing on its back legs!
Daddy joke # 280
Yo daddy is so fat he only know 3 lettets of the alphabet KFC
Daddy joke # 277
Yo daddy is so fat he has to shrink/step a mile back just so he will fit in the room for his profile picture!
Daddy joke # 274
Yo daddy is so fat when he goes into the movie theater he has to put up the arm rest up and fill out five seats.
Daddy joke # 271
Yo daddy is so tall, the clouds ask him how the weather is up there.
Daddy joke # 268
Yo daddy is so fat that when Mindless Behavior went missing, they were found in his fat rolls
Daddy joke # 265
Yo daddy is so gasy, they thought someone was setting off nuclear bombs.
Daddy joke # 262
Yo daddy is so Fat When He Fell I Didn’t Wanna Laugh…..But The Ground Was Cracking Up!
Daddy joke # 259
Yo daddy is so poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk !
Daddy joke # 256
Yo daddy is so stank when he walk pass the air freshener it dies
Daddy joke # 253
Yo daddy is so dirty he has to creep up on bathwater
Daddy joke # 250
Yo daddy is so black when he went to black friday and he thought everything was free
Daddy joke # 247
Yo daddy is so Old He Knew Burger King When He Was Just A Prince!
Daddy joke # 244
Yo daddy is so dirty that he was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Daddy joke # 241
Yo daddy is so ugly he look in the mirror his reflection ducks…
Daddy joke # 238
Yo daddy is so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someone’s in the house
Daddy joke # 235
Yo daddy is so dumb he ran into the fire instead of running from the fire
Daddy joke # 232
Yo daddy is so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and where it begins.
Daddy joke # 229
Yo daddy is so strong, rocks crumble when he looks at them
Daddy joke # 226
Yo daddy is so fat when he was playing hide and go seek with his daughter he had no place to hide
Daddy joke # 223
Yo daddy is so poor he had a penny in his life savings
Daddy joke # 220
Yo daddy is so poor only time he smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted…
Daddy joke # 217
Yo daddy is so fat that I ran around him twice and got lost
Daddy joke # 214
Yo daddy is so poor, when I saw him rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked him what he was doing, he said “Remodeling.”
Daddy joke # 211
Yo daddy is so poor, that when I needed a penny at the cash register, I asked him for one, and he said, “You know how hard I worked to find that? You can’t have my life savings!”
Daddy joke # 205
Yo daddy is so dumb he got locked in a grocery store and starved
Daddy joke # 202
Yo daddy is so white, people have to wear sunglasses to look at him.
Daddy joke # 199
Yo daddy is so old Jesus signed his yearbook
Daddy joke # 196
Yo daddy is so poor, he has to use corn stalks instead of a weave
Daddy joke # 193
Yo daddy is so old his birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Daddy joke # 190
Yo daddy is so ugly when he joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals
Daddy joke # 187
Yo daddy is so fat he’s on both sides of the family!
Daddy joke # 184
Yo daddy is so bald, when I rub his head I can see the future.
Daddy joke # 181
Yo daddy is so old he knew burger king when he was a prince
Daddy joke # 178
Yo daddy is so stupid, he looked in the mirror and screamed because he thought there was a robber
Daddy joke # 175
Yo daddy is so poor when he asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and he groule – “Don’t use the good china”
Daddy joke # 172
Yo daddy is so teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when he smiles!
Daddy joke # 169
Yo daddy is so handsome, Selena Gomez broke up with Justin Bieber
Daddy joke # 166
Yo daddy is so fat his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized
Daddy joke # 163
Yo daddy is so dark that he can leave fingerprints on charcoal
Daddy joke # 160
Yo daddy is so stupid he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed.
Daddy joke # 157
Yo daddy is so ugly when he was speeding in the left lane the police told him to pull over. The police said , “You have a broken tail light” And he said “I know, Every time i look at it , it falls off”
Daddy joke # 154
Yo daddy is so fat he got stuck in the fire escape during a fire and everyone left inside got fried
Daddy joke # 151
Yo daddy is so POOR I went through his front door and tripped over the back fence.
Daddy joke # 148
Yo daddy is so stupid he tried putting his M&Ms in alphabetical order
Daddy joke # 145
Yo daddy is so fat when he goes to the movie theatre he sits next to everybody!
Daddy joke # 142
Yo daddy is so stupid he was talking in the mail trying to send a voicemail!
Daddy joke # 139
Yo daddy is so bald, that he took a shower and got brain-washed.
Daddy joke # 136
Yo daddy is so fat he threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t come back!
Daddy joke # 133
Yo daddy is so old I told him to act his own age, and he died.
Daddy joke # 130
Yo daddy is so Fat he got more rolls then a bakery
Daddy joke # 127
Yo daddy is so bald, you can see what’s on his mind
Daddy joke # 124
Yo daddy is so fat he sat on the corner and the police came by & said “break it up!”
Daddy joke # 121
Yo daddy is so OLD when he was IN school…there was No history class!
Daddy joke # 118
Yo daddy is so poor I saw Him with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, “Did you lose a shoe.” And He said, “Nope I just found one.”!
Daddy joke # 115
Yo daddy is so fat dora can’t even explore him
Daddy joke # 112
Yo daddy is so fat he war two watches cause he take up two timezones
Daddy joke # 109
Yo daddy is so white, they lost him walking in the fog.
Daddy joke # 106
Yo daddy is so weak he put a battery up his butt and said i GOT THE POWER
Daddy joke # 103
Yo daddy is so poor that even though all he dropped was a penny he walked a mile back to go pick it up! Like dude! It’s not a hundred dollar bill!
Daddy joke # 100
Yo daddy is so fat, when he broke his leg gravy spilled out.
Daddy joke # 97
Yo daddy is so poor, he can’t even afford to go to the free clinic.
Daddy joke # 94
Yo daddy is so fat that he has more chins then a hong kong phone book!
Daddy joke # 91
Yo daddy is so Old He Skipped Skool Wit Jesus…. On Da Noah’s Ark
Daddy joke # 88
Yo daddy is so good smelling, the police suspected him of being the one that robbed Bath And Body Works.
Daddy joke # 85
Yo daddy is so fat, they used him as an inflatable jump house for kids’ birthday parties.
Daddy joke # 82
Yo daddy is so lazy, he thinks a two-family income is where YO MAMA has two jobs
Daddy joke # 79
Yo daddy is so much like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard!
Daddy joke # 76
Yo daddy is so slow, when he raced a turtle, it looked like it was going 2570 mph.
Daddy joke # 73
Yo daddy is so fat, he lay on the beach and people start yelling FREE WILLY!!
Daddy joke # 70
Yo daddy is so ugly when he walk past the zoo they scream animal on the loose.
Daddy joke # 67
Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Daddy joke # 64
Yo daddy is so fat, he can be in all 50 states at once.
Daddy joke # 61
Yo daddy is so fat when the flight attendant comes around she offers him triple the food! So that means 3 bags of pretzels and 3 cokes!
Daddy joke # 58
Yo daddy is so fat that if he doesn’t get his chicken, he’ll throw a tantraum before you can say Mindless Behavior.
Daddy joke # 55
Yo daddy is so ugly, He looked out the window and the cops arrested him.
Daddy joke # 52
Yo daddy is so fat when he jumped off the pier at Long Beach Japan had a tsunami.
Daddy joke # 49
Yo daddy is so fat he got stuck in the fire escape during a fire and everyone left inside got fried
Daddy joke # 46
Yo daddy is so ordinary that you know iPhone is mainstream when he bought it.
Daddy joke # 43
Yo daddy is so fat when life guards saw him on the beach they called Save the Whale
Daddy joke # 31
Yo daddy is so uncool he’s the real reason behind global warming
Daddy joke # 28
Yo daddy is so dumb he thinks Finland is part of Russia
Daddy joke # 25
Yo daddy is so dumb he sold your tv to pay the license fee!
Daddy joke # 22
Yo daddy is so ugly he gets arrested for mooning every time he smiles
Daddy joke # 19
Yo daddy is so ugly the gold fish crackers didn’t even smile back at him.
Daddy joke # 16
Yo daddy is so ugly he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Daddy joke # 13
Yo daddy is so ugly he gives freddy nightmares
Daddy joke # 10
Yo daddy is so ghetto he went to the dollar store to buy your moms wedding ring
Daddy joke # 7
Yo daddy is so ugly, he makes kids in wheelchairs run away
Daddy joke # 1
Yo daddy is so fat when he gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down !!
Daddy joke # 734
Yo daddy is so Poor that he got a shot gun for a horn !
Daddy joke # 731
Yo daddy is so ugly that when he went to a beautician it took 12 hours… to get a quote!
Daddy joke # 728
Yo daddy is so stupid he put his face in a book and called it “Facebook”
Daddy joke # 725
Yo daddy is so stupid that you have to dig for his IQ!
Daddy joke # 722
Yo daddy is so stupid that he told everyone that he was “illegitimate” because he couldn’t read.
Daddy joke # 719
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Daddy joke # 716
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Daddy joke # 713
Yo daddy is so stupid that he put a phone up her a** and thought he was making a booty call.
Daddy joke # 710
Yo daddy is so stupid that he climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
Daddy joke # 707
Yo daddy is so stupid that I told her I was reading a book by Homer and he asked if I had anything written by Bart.
Daddy joke # 704
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
Daddy joke # 701
Yo daddy is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, he said “Cherry or Grape?”
Daddy joke # 698
Yo daddy is so stupid that when he locked his keys in the car, it took him all day to get Yo family out.
Daddy joke # 695
Yo daddy is so stupid that he was on the corner with a sign that said “Will eat for food.”
Daddy joke # 692
Yo daddy is so stupid that he leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Daddy joke # 689
Yo daddy is so stupid that he uses Old Spice for cooking.
Daddy joke # 686
Yo daddy is so stupid that he thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.
Daddy joke # 683
Yo daddy is so stupid that he makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Daddy joke # 680
Yo daddy is so old that he sat behind george washington in first grade
Daddy joke # 677
Yo daddy is so stupid, when he heard the name Greyson, he said,”Why is their son grey? I guess they couldn’t decide if they wanted him white or black, so they chose in between.”
Daddy joke # 674
Yo daddy is so Fat that that only bed say A B C D E F G GET YOU FACE A** OFF ME !
Daddy joke # 671
Yo daddy is so fat that he went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone.
Daddy joke # 668
Yo daddy is so fat that even Dora can’t explore him!
Daddy joke # 665
Yo daddy is so fat that he’s got his own area code!
Daddy joke # 662
Yo daddy is so fat that whenever he goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Daddy joke # 659
Yo daddy is so fat that he wakes up in sections!
Daddy joke # 656
Yo daddy is so fat that everytime he walks in high heels, he strikes oil!
Daddy joke # 653
Yo daddy is so fat that he has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Daddy joke # 650
Yo daddy is so fat and 1337, that he uses nmap to scan his fat ass for bedsores.
Daddy joke # 647
Yo daddy is so hot, I could grill some chicken on him.
Daddy joke # 644
Yo daddy is so hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.
Daddy joke # 641
Yo daddy is so fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!
Daddy joke # 638
Yo daddy is so OLd That He Knew burger king when he was a prince
Daddy joke # 635
Yo daddy is so Fat He Still Stuck in 2O11
Daddy joke # 632
Yo daddy is so stupid, when someone said superbowl, he ran outside with a spoon and said, “Where’s the chili?”
Daddy joke # 629
Yo daddy is so old, he has to stick his di## in the freezer to get hard!
Daddy joke # 626
Yo daddy is so ugly, that’s not a receding hair line, that’s his hair running away from his face!
Daddy joke # 623
Yo daddy is so ugly, he makes kids in wheelchairs run away
Daddy joke # 620
Yo daddy is so stupid he went to the post office and ask for food stamps !
Daddy joke # 617
Yo daddy is so nasty that I when I talked to him on the phone, he gave me an ear infection
Daddy joke # 614
Yo daddy is so stupid he lost a leg by trying to trip a motorcycle
Daddy joke # 611
Yo daddy is so fat his bellybutton get home 2O minutes before he does !
Daddy joke # 608
Yo daddy is so stupid, when he was watching the X games he said, “That’s not fair. What about all the other letters? Don’t they get their own game?”
Daddy joke # 605
Yo daddy is so stupid that his girl asked “tell me something about me baby” and he replied you kiss better then all your friends
Daddy joke # 602
Yo daddy is so Fat that he still stuck in 2011!
Daddy joke # 599
Yo daddy is so stupid that he put his eye on pad and called it ipad
Daddy joke # 596
Yo daddy is so stupid, when someone said superbowl, he ran outside with a spoon and said, “Where’s the chili?”
Daddy joke # 593
Yo daddy is so fat that when he fell over he rocked himself asleep trying to get up again.
Daddy joke # 590
Yo daddy is so fat that he’s on both sides of the family!
Daddy joke # 584
Yo daddy is so stupid he eats his food stamps.
Daddy joke # 581
Yo daddy is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through!
Daddy joke # 578
Yo daddy is so smells so that bad he made onion cry!
Daddy joke # 575
Yo daddy is so stupid he stuck two bateries up his butt and said energize, Actually do work!
Daddy joke # 572
Yo daddy is so spicy, I could sprinkle him on some steak and eat him up.
Daddy joke # 569
Yo daddy is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get him out!
Daddy joke # 566
Yo daddy is so fat that he sets off car alarms when he runs.
Daddy joke # 563
Yo daddy is so fat that the only pictures you have of him were taken by satellite cameras.
Daddy joke # 560
Yo daddy is so fat that when he lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy.
Daddy joke # 557
Yo daddy is so fat that he was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade …. wearing ropes.
Daddy joke # 554
Yo daddy is so fat that his waist size is the Equator.
Daddy joke # 551
Yo daddy is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay for him because we dressed him up as a Toyota.
Daddy joke # 548
Yo daddy is so FAT that yo momma have to search for his DI## when she want some !
Daddy joke # 545
Yo daddy is so fat that when you get on top of him your ears pop.
Daddy joke # 542
Yo daddy is so stupid he got locked in a convertible and he couldn’t get out
Daddy joke # 539
Yo daddy is so old , when he went to school there was no history class.
Daddy joke # 536
Yo daddy is so old his birth certificate says expired on it !!
Daddy joke # 533
Yo daddy is so old he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
Daddy joke # 530
Yo daddy is so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
Daddy joke # 527
Yo daddy is so fat he walked by the t.v and I missed 3 episodes.
Daddy joke # 524
Yo daddy is so fat he has a lifeguard for his cereal bowl
Daddy joke # 521
Yo daddy is so poor his family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Daddy joke # 518
Yo daddy is so fat that when he plays hopscotch, he goes “New York, L.A., Chicago…”
Daddy joke # 515
Yo daddy is so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World!
Daddy joke # 512
Yo daddy is so dumb, when I rung the doorbell he went to go check the microwave!
Daddy joke # 509
Yo daddy is so old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust!!!
Daddy joke # 506
Yo daddy is so skinny he can hula-hoop through a cheerio!
Daddy joke # 503
Yo daddy is so dumb when he jump the fence and the gate was open!
Daddy joke # 500
Yo daddy is so CHEAP! Dang it better to count how many of his DVD’s arent bootleg! o wait there all bootleg!!!
Daddy joke # 497
Yo daddy is so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World!
Daddy joke # 494
Yo daddy is so BROKE HE WENT TO THE 99 CENT STORE WITH ONE CENT AND SAID WHAT CAN I GET WITH THIS!
Daddy joke # 491
Yo daddy is so old that I told him to act his own age, and he died.
Daddy joke # 488
Yo daddy is so stupid he put a dollar in the toilet i asked him “what are you doing” he said “paying the water bills”
Daddy joke # 485
Yo daddy is so dumb during a emergency he dialed 911 on the microwave!!!
Daddy joke # 482
Yo daddy is so old that he walked into an antique store and they kept him !!
Daddy joke # 479
Yo daddy is so old that his memory is in black and white.
Daddy joke # 476
Yo daddy is so old that when he was young RAINBOWS were black and white !!
Daddy joke # 473
Yo daddy is so old that he was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Daddy joke # 470
Yo daddy is so UGLY A GOLD FISH CRAKER DIDNT EVEN SMILE BACK AT HIM!
Daddy joke # 467
Yo daddy is so stupid he lost a leg trying to trip and motorcycle!
Daddy joke # 464
Yo daddy is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of his farts.
Daddy joke # 461
Yo daddy is so fat that when he gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Daddy joke # 458
Yo daddy is so hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.
Daddy joke # 455
Yo daddy is so FAT WHEN HE SAT ON THE TOILET ,THE TOILET SAID A ,B ,C, D ,E ,F ,G GET YOUR FAT A** OFF OF ME.
Daddy joke # 452
Yo daddy is so dumb he bought a spoon to the super bowl
Daddy joke # 449
Yo daddy is so poor i lit a match in his house and the roaches said clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we”ve got heat!!!
Daddy joke # 446
Yo daddy is so fat that he has to iron his pants on the driveway.
Daddy joke # 443
Yo daddy is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through!
Daddy joke # 440
Yo daddy is so fat that light bends around him.
Daddy joke # 437
Yo daddy is so fat that he gets group insurance.
Daddy joke # 434
Yo daddy is so fat that his cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Daddy joke # 431
Yo daddy is so fat that he uses two buses for roller-blades.
Daddy joke # 428
Yo daddy is so fat that he doesn’t eat with a fork, he eats with a forklift.
Daddy joke # 425
Yo daddy is so fat that the highway patrol made him wear a sign saying “Caution! Wide Turn”.
Daddy joke # 422
Yo daddy is so fat that when he tripped on 4th Ave, he landed on 12th.
Daddy joke # 419
Yo daddy is so fat that he could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
Daddy joke # 416
Yo daddy is so fat that he has more CHINS than a Chinese phone book!
Daddy joke # 413
Yo daddy is so fat that when he turns around people throw him a welcome back party.
Daddy joke # 410
Yo daddy is so fat that I ran around him twice and got lost.
Daddy joke # 407
Yo daddy is so fat that he can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.
Daddy joke # 404
Yo daddy is so fat that when he jumps up in the air he gets stuck!
Daddy joke # 401
Yo daddy is so ugly he threw a boomerang and it wouldn’t come back!
Daddy joke # 398
Yo daddy is so poor he was kicking a can down the street and a police officer said hey what are you doing and he said moving
Daddy joke # 395
Yo daddy is so fat that when he was born, he gave the hospital stretch marks!
Daddy joke # 392
Yo daddy is so fat when he farted the president blamed him for global warming
Daddy joke # 389
Yo daddy is so fat he went to court and the judge said, “Order in the court” and he said, “Can I get a double cheeseburger, extra large fries and matter fact the whole menu
Daddy joke # 386
Yo daddy is so black when he went to black friday he thought every thing was free.
Daddy joke # 383
Yo daddy is so ugly, he makes kids in wheelchairs run away!
Daddy joke # 380
Yo daddy is so fat he went to the movies and sat next to everyone.!
Daddy joke # 377
Yo daddy is so fat that the only letters in the alphabet he knows is K.F.C !
Daddy joke # 374
Yo daddy is so fat he poured a 1/2 cup of water in the bathtub and it overflowed!
Daddy joke # 371
Yo daddy is so fat! He got layers of muffin tops! I would know!, lost hand in there one day!
Daddy joke # 368
Yo daddy is so stupid! He changed the baby’s diaper once a month, because the label said ‘good for up to 20 pounds.’
Daddy joke # 365
Yo daddy is so stupid! He tip toed past the medicine cabinet so he wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills!
Daddy joke # 362
Yo daddy is so CHEAP! Dang it better to count how many of his DVD’s arent bootleg! o wait there all bootleg!!!
Daddy joke # 359
Yo daddy is so ugly that he climbed the ugly ladder and didn’t miss a step.
Daddy joke # 356
Yo daddy is so ugly that his birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.
Daddy joke # 353
Yo daddy is so ugly that his mom had to be drunk to breast feed him.
Daddy joke # 350
Yo daddy is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Daddy joke # 347
Yo daddy is so ugly that just after he was born, his mother said “What a treasure!” and his father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Daddy joke # 344
Yo daddy is so ugly that when he goes to the therapist, she makes him lie on the couch face down.
Daddy joke # 341
Yo daddy is so ugly that he didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, he got hit by the whole damn tree.
Daddy joke # 338
Yo daddy is so ugly that he’d scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
Daddy joke # 335
Yo daddy is so ugly that when he looks in the mirror it says “viewer discretion is advised.”
Daddy joke # 332
Yo daddy is so ugly that people hang his picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen.
Daddy joke # 329
Yo daddy is so ugly that he’s never seen himself ’cause the mirrors keep breaking.
Daddy joke # 326
Yo daddy is so ugly that he put the Boogie Man out of business!
Daddy joke # 323
Yo daddy is so ugly, he makes kids in wheelchairs run away!
Daddy joke # 320
Yo daddy is so fat he made Free Willy look like a tic tac.
Daddy joke # 317
Yo daddy is so fat! He eats an meal every hour instead of every 4!
Daddy joke # 314
Yo daddy is so BREATH STANK SO BAD HIS OWN WHISPER STANK !!!
Daddy joke # 311
Yo daddy is so small in the downstairs area, if his wife was an ant, she still couldn’t play with that.
Daddy joke # 308
Yo daddy is so cheap and ghetto he brought a knife from his kitchen to a gun fight!!!
Daddy joke # 305
Yo daddy is so DUMB when your mom suggested doggy style he went out the back and started to lick his balls !!
Daddy joke # 302
Yo daddy is so Fat…When He Went To Court And The Judge Said “Order In The Court!” He Yelled Out “Can I Get A Double Cheese Burger & Extra Large Fries?”
Daddy joke # 299
Yo daddy is so deaf that he heard Justin Bieber singing and asked why a chipmunk keeps talking about love and girls
Daddy joke # 296
Yo daddy is so fat HE CRAVE MCDONALDS ERRRRDAY !!
Daddy joke # 293
Yo daddy is so poor he gotta use newspaper as toilet paper!
Daddy joke # 290
Yo daddy is so fat he has a major weight problem !! …he can’t wait…to eat !!!
Daddy joke # 287
Yo daddy is so fat the back of his neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs
Daddy joke # 284
Yo daddy is so ashy with his skin that a firefighter ran over to ask if he is okay.
Daddy joke # 281
Yo daddy is so fat he has to get 2 of the biggest clothes size cut them down the middle and have to sew them together to get a bigger size!
Daddy joke # 278
Yo daddy is so dumb he thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V !
Daddy joke # 275
Yo daddy is so dumb he tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
Daddy joke # 272
Yo daddy is so THIRSTY HE EVEN TRYNA HOLLA AT THE CATS WALKIN BY !
Daddy joke # 269
Yo daddy is so ghetto, he goes to McDonald’s with my bro Jaquae and pulls out a bunch of coupons that are on the back of the receipts!
Daddy joke # 266
Yo daddy is so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.”
Daddy joke # 263
Yo daddy is so poor, he watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Daddy joke # 260
Yo daddy is so fat when he farted the president blamed him for global warming.
Daddy joke # 257
Yo daddy is so gangsta, the gang Blood broke up and went into hiding
Daddy joke # 254
Yo daddy is so ugly his pillow cries at night
Daddy joke # 251
Yo daddy is so little, when you went to a restaurant he was asked if he wanted a kids menu
Daddy joke # 248
Yo daddy is so poor he go to KFC to lick other people fingers
Daddy joke # 245
Yo daddy is so fat he don’t even need a airbag when he get in a car accident
Daddy joke # 242
Yo daddy is so fat, he is fed thru a tube cuz when he lifts his arm to get the chicken, he gets out of breathe
Daddy joke # 239
Yo daddy is so tall he tripped over a rock and hit his head on the moon.
Daddy joke # 236
Yo daddy is so stupid he was born on Independence Day and can’t remember his birthday.
Daddy joke # 233
Yo daddy is so smelly, he took a two year shower and still smells like drama.
Daddy joke # 230
Yo daddy is so poor he waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Daddy joke # 227
Yo daddy is so dumb he hears it’s chilly outside so he gets a bowl.
Daddy joke # 224
Yo daddy is so old on his birth certificate it says expired
Daddy joke # 221
Yo daddy is so fat when he sat on the toilet it sunk in
Daddy joke # 218
Yo daddy is so fat when he travels he gotta make two trips
Daddy joke # 212
Yo daddy is so hungry, he looked twice at the dog food.
Daddy joke # 209
Yo daddy is so ugly that he scares blind people away
Daddy joke # 206
Yo daddy is so greasy Texaco buy oil from him
Daddy joke # 203
Yo daddy is so poor, he has to wear his McDonald’s uniform to church.
Daddy joke # 200
Yo daddy is so poor all he has is a coupon for the 99 cent store!
Daddy joke # 197
Yo daddy is so stupid someone told him it was chilly outside he went inside got a bowl and said where they chilly at
Daddy joke # 194
Yo daddy is so poor I saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box, I asked him “What are you doing?” He said moving
Daddy joke # 191
Yo daddy is so hair is so nappy Moses couldn’t part it
Daddy joke # 188
Yo daddy is so fat his belly button’s got an echo!
Daddy joke # 185
Yo daddy is so dirt he got roaches riding around his private part on dirt bikes
Daddy joke # 182
Yo daddy is so ugly Bob the Builder looked at his and said “I CAN’T FIX THAT
Daddy joke # 179
Yo daddy is so old that when he sneezes he sneezes out dust
Daddy joke # 176
Yo daddy is so poor when I saw him wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered – “Lost a shoe?”, and he said – “Nope…just found one…”
Daddy joke # 173
Yo daddy is so poor he went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Daddy joke # 170
Yo daddy is so greasy he used bacon as a band-aid!
Daddy joke # 167
Yo daddy is so poor ii went over to dinner & saw 3 beans on the table ii took one & yo daddy said dont be greedy
Daddy joke # 164
Yo daddy is so black when he went outside the street lights turned on!
Daddy joke # 161
Yo daddy is so skinny he can hoola-hoop through a cheerio!
Daddy joke # 158
Yo daddy is so poor that when I aks him what for dinner, he take off his shoelaces and says – Spaghetti!
Daddy joke # 155
Yo daddy is so fat when he walks in front of the T.V and yo mama misses 15 of her favorite 1 hour episodes
Daddy joke # 152
Yo daddy is so fat, when he goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!
Daddy joke # 149
Yo daddy is so black and ugly when he bend down to reach for a quarter he looked like a retarded Ape!!
Daddy joke # 146
Yo daddy is so stupid he thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
Daddy joke # 143
Yo daddy is so stupid he put paper on the television and called it paper view
Daddy joke # 140
Yo daddy is so curvy, Nicki Minaj is jealous.
Daddy joke # 137
Yo daddy is so stupid, when he heard he was going to have a baby, he started pushing!
Daddy joke # 134
Yo daddy is so dumb when he say his a b c’s he sing his 1 2 3’s
Daddy joke # 131
Yo daddy is so fat he sat in a chair and his knees was backwards
Daddy joke # 128
Yo daddy is so Head So Shiny & Bald iCan Use it As a Mirror
Daddy joke # 125
Yo daddy is so stupid he put two quarters in his ear and said he listening to 50 cent
Daddy joke # 122
Yo daddy is so stupid, he sold all his cars for gas money.
Daddy joke # 119
Yo daddy is so fat, when he went on a field trip, they had to have an extra fund raiser just to feed him.
Daddy joke # 116
Yo daddy is so fat & dumb He thought Weight Watchers was spyin on him!
Daddy joke # 113
Yo daddy is so fat every time he jumps or even takes a step its like a earthquake just happened!
Daddy joke # 110
Yo daddy is so fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!
Daddy joke # 107
Yo daddy is so fat, when he went to go see a movie, he had to buy 23 different tickets so he had enough room to sit.
Daddy joke # 104
Yo daddy is so ugly that when he watched Star Wars Yoda’s lightsaver died
Daddy joke # 101
Yo daddy is so nasty, I talked to him over the computer and he gave me a virus.
Daddy joke # 98
Yo daddy is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Daddy joke # 95
Yo daddy is so GREASY HIS FRECKLES SLIPPED OFF !!
Daddy joke # 92
Yo daddy is so fat when he walk it feel like its a earthquake coming
Daddy joke # 89
Yo Daddy is so stupid he put lipstick on his forehead to make up his mind
Daddy joke # 86
Yo daddy is so fat, when he jumped in the ocean the whales started singing ” WE ARE FAMILY” But you just got more fatter them me -_-
Daddy joke # 83
Yo daddy is so slow it takes him 2hrs to watch 60 mins
Daddy joke # 80
Yo daddy is so FAT HE FELL IN LOVE…..AND BROKE IT! Lol!
Daddy joke # 77
Yo daddy is so fat people jog around him for excersise
Daddy joke # 74
Yo daddy is so dirty when he jumps into the pool the water jumps out…
Daddy joke # 71
Yo daddy is so bald, when he puts on a turtle neck he looks like a roll on deodorant.
Daddy joke # 68
Yo daddy is so big that when he sneezed, everyone fell off the face of the earth.
Daddy joke # 65
Yo daddy is so fat, he sees a chubby white kid wearing white clothes and yells, “come here little marshmallow!”
Daddy joke # 62
Yo daddy is so small, someone thought he was a jelly bean so they ate him.
Daddy joke # 59
Yo daddy is so skinny you make him reach behind furniture instead of the children!
Daddy joke # 56
Yo daddy is so stupid! He tried to use a breast pump to get breast milk for the baby!
Daddy joke # 53
Yo daddy is so small -when stepping from carpet edge onto flooring he needs a parachute for landing.
Daddy joke # 50
Yo daddy is so dirty every time he farts the meteorogical office issues a hurricane warning
Daddy joke # 41
Yo daddy is so dumb he thinks ‘Jesus and the twelve disciples’ is a Spanish gospel rock band
Daddy joke # 38
Yo daddy is so old, so old, so old that when he met the Dead Sea was still sick.
Daddy joke # 32
Yo daddy is so dumb, in a lottery roll over week he spends the whole week rolling over
Daddy joke # 29
Yo daddy is so dumb he thinks Nokia is a Korean car manufacturer
Daddy joke # 26
Yo daddy is so ugly every time he goes out the cops pick him up and return him to the zoo
Daddy joke # 23
Yo daddy is so dumb he injects coca-cola to get high
Daddy joke # 20
Yo daddy is so ugly, he threw a boomerang and I wouldn’t cone back.
Daddy joke # 17
Yo daddy is so fat when he stepped on the scale it said “to be continued”
Daddy joke # 14
Yo daddy is so fat he can hear bacon cooking in canada
Daddy joke # 11
Yo daddy is so ugly, when he came from out the wound his mama looked at him and said “put him back in”
Daddy joke # 8
Yo daddy is so poor, he went to McDonald’s and put a Mcflurry on layaway!
Daddy joke # 5
Yo daddy is so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck
Daddy joke # 2
Yo daddy is so old, when he farted dust came out.